Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Cripples are lame.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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time to spruce up!

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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