why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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This is an anti-joke.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Anti Joke

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