whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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