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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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