- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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