- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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