God is real.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

One, two, three, four and five

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

A man did not like this site

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

womens rights.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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