What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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