- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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