- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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