How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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