- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

I wrote a funny joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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