- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

your so fat. your fat!

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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