What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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