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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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I am a mime

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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