a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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