- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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