- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Knock knock! Just kidding.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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