Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Well this is pointless.....

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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