why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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