- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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