Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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