A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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