Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

My spelling is horrible

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

How old are you? 7

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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