- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Pain Olympics.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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