Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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