How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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