Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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