- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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