- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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