What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Andoni was here

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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