What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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