What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

An Asian with a big dick.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...