- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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