- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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