Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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