- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Well this is pointless.....

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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