why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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