Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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