A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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womens rights.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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