- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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