Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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hi michael

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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