- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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