what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

A hill billy went fishing

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Black people having a Job.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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