what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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