This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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