- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Guess what? I like trains.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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