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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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