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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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