- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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