- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

All of these jokes are about white people

guess what? bannanas

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A bar walks into a man

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

dyslexic's Untie

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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