Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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