- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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