- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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