- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How old is victor? Half past dead

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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