- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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