- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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