- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

your mom gave me head.....phones

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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