Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Allah walked into AK Bar

5 Italian guys from Long Island

9/11 my birthday

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

i'm hard

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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