- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

John lazzaro likes dick

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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