What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Andoni was here

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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