- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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