Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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