What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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