Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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