- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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