What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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