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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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