- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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