a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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