- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

I'm so punny.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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