What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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