Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

women's rights

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

It's all Taggart

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