What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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