What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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