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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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