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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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