- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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