- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A women left the kitchen.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What? Huh?

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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