What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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