- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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