- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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