- Anti Joke

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.