Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Get on the boat.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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