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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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