- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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