Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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