- Anti Joke

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.