What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

here's a joke... the american education society

The chickens have become self-aware!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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