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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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. . I am a whale

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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