what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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