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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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