- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

roses are red poo is poo

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