what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Rylan Clark

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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