Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

I wrote a funny joke.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

here's a joke... the american education society

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Equal rights!

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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