- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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