- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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