Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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