- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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