- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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