- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Communism hehe xd

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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