What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Blacks

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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