They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Potassium? K.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Your big dick.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

sky silverstein

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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