- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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