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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Hello.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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