A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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