Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Justin beiber comment if u get it

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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