- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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