- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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