- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did the old man die? He was old.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

my penis

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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