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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What is funnier then 25 9/11

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Tunechi

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What is funnier then 25 9/11

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Tunechi

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What is funnier then 25 9/11

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game