In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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