- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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