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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

And you honored it I see :P

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

civil rights

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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