- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

like if your cool

What is my name? I dont know

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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