Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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