why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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